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  Rants and Raves
Posted by: Handicap - 02-27-2015, 09:30 PM - Forum: The Smoke Pit -- General Discussion - Replies (5088)

Rant: Talked to a couple of buddies from my old job at the UAV Schoolhouse on Lejeune, turns out they've lost some people to other companies. Low and behold, company program manager calls me and asks if I want a job. Then the motherfucker says we have to lay low for the ball busting bitch who ran me out of there in the first place. Told him to shove it up his ass. Don't need a job where I have to hide from her to maintain it. 

Rave: New website, familiar format, semi-rave worthy. SHIT JUST FUCKING WORKS AGAIN.. and it's about fucking time. 

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  You Rage You Lose
Posted by: Handicap - 02-27-2015, 09:28 PM - Forum: The Smoke Pit -- General Discussion - Replies (2204)

http://www.fox4news.com/story/28216151/congressman-pushes-for-medal-of-honor-for-chris-kyle

Quote:A U.S. congressman from Texas introduced a bill Thursday called the Chris Kyle Medal of Honor Act.
Kyle, who served four tours in Iraq, is credited with the most confirmed kills of any sniper in U.S. military history.
The bill, from Republican Roger Williams of Cleburne, would authorize the president to award the Medal of Honor posthumously to Kyle for his acts of valor during Operation Iraqi Freedom.
Kyle's wife, Taya, responded to the Medal of Honor proposal by sending a statement to FOX 4, which says, "It is a tremendous honor for Chris. He would be humble and tell you there were other heroes who deserved it more than he did. He would also say that his fighting and his life were never about the medals.
I feel Chris is still serving. I consistently hear about how his life is impacting others in a positive way.
The Congressional Medal of Honor is a tremendous blessing and tribute to a life well lived. Chris will be in wonderful company with other Medal of Honor recipients, just as he was on the battlefield with all our veteran heroes.
I know this would leave him feeling grateful, humble, honored, probably speechless and full of love for the country he loves so much. Thank you to everyone who made this possible."
Tuesday night, an Erath County jury convicted Eddie Ray Routh of murdering Kyle and Kyle's friend, Chad Littlefield, at a shooting range. Routh was sentenced to life in prison.
The guy may have been awesome, but awesome doesn't and never should net you a MoH, ever. I can't stand that so many people are behind this bullshit and actively pushing for it. 

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  You WTF You Lose
Posted by: Handicap - 02-27-2015, 09:14 PM - Forum: The Smoke Pit -- General Discussion - Replies (960)

You know the drill gents, if it makes you cringe, vomit, your dick shrivel up or you just general have to take a moment and wonder, What in the actual fuck!?, throw it up. 

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  Ask a cop.
Posted by: silverado_mick - 02-27-2015, 09:06 PM - Forum: Question and Support Board - Replies (1138)

Fire away...again. 

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  You Laugh You Lose
Posted by: DaWeez - 02-27-2015, 07:27 PM - Forum: The Smoke Pit -- General Discussion - Replies (2748)

Exactly what it says, post funny shit.

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  The Gearhead Thread
Posted by: IamIan - 02-27-2015, 06:30 PM - Forum: The Smoke Pit -- General Discussion - Replies (1489)

Since Max decided to kil the old forum with cleansing fire... 

Thread relly- Jeep XJ's are awesome and Dodge diesel trucks are a good engine in a shit-quality vehicle and anybody who drives one probably has a a small pee-pee. Your move 5.9... 

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Lightbulb Ask Max
Posted by: Maximilian - 02-27-2015, 06:15 PM - Forum: Question and Support Board - Replies (177)

Have a question for the creator of Terminal Lance? Ask here!

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  RULES FOR THE ENTIRE FORUM
Posted by: Maximilian - 02-27-2015, 04:29 PM - Forum: Administrator's Announcements - No Replies

These rules are global across the entire forum. Follow them and no one will bother you!

  • No NSFW content.
  • Spam will absolutely not be tolerated.
  • No advertising.
  • Keep all OPSEC rules in your head if you decide to start talking about operations for some dumbass reason.
  • No soliciting of any kind.
  • Keep it clean gents, I don't need anything crazy going on in here.
  • No threads pertaining to specific people on the board will be allowed. Keep that shit in the chat thread and keep the actual threads for legitimate discussions.
  • No threads may be posted containing only links. If you're going to link to an outside source, please include a summary of the story/video and a legitimate opinion or reaction to it. Create talking points gents, not just spammed bullshit.
  • Don't make threads that are just news stories. If you're going to post a news story, have your thoughts in the thread to spur a discussion.
  • Don't make idiot threads trying to call out the moderators or admin because your shit got locked. This will see you lose your ability to post new threads, or get banned from the forum--as well as have your thread locked again.
  • No "hate speech," this includes racial profanities.
  • Don't be an asshole.

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  RULES FOR THE ENTIRE FORUM
Posted by: Maximilian - 02-27-2015, 04:29 PM - Forum: The Smoke Pit -- General Discussion - No Replies

These rules are global across the entire forum. Follow them and no one will bother you!

  • No NSFW content.
  • Spam will absolutely not be tolerated.
  • No advertising.
  • Keep all OPSEC rules in your head if you decide to start talking about operations for some dumbass reason.
  • No soliciting of any kind.
  • Keep it clean gents, I don't need anything crazy going on in here.
  • No threads pertaining to specific people on the board will be allowed. Keep that shit in the chat thread and keep the actual threads for legitimate discussions.
  • No threads may be posted containing only links. If you're going to link to an outside source, please include a summary of the story/video and a legitimate opinion or reaction to it. Create talking points gents, not just spammed bullshit.
  • Don't make threads that are just news stories. If you're going to post a news story, have your thoughts in the thread to spur a discussion.
  • Don't make idiot threads trying to call out the moderators or admin because your shit got locked. This will see you lose your ability to post new threads, or get banned from the forum--as well as have your thread locked again.
  • No "hate speech," this includes racial profanities.
  • Don't be an asshole.

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  New Forum!
Posted by: admin - 02-27-2015, 04:15 PM - Forum: Administrator's Announcements - Replies (2)

Hey everyone! Sorry for the craziness over the last week or so. As a result of the hosting insanity, I've decided to move the forum and site over to a new hosting system. As well, I installed an entirely new forum!

This new forum is powered by MyBB, which is a pretty great software similar to SMF, only more powerful and stable.

New features and such should be added to the forum in the coming weeks, but here's some things you need to know:

  • Your account got transferred over, but basically nothing else did. Sorry, you'll have to re-input your profile info and add a new avatar.
  • Ranks are reset.
  • No bawks at the moment, I will look into solutions shortly.
  • The URL has changed for the time being to "terminallanceforum.com" That may be important depending on how you have your stuff set up.

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